I'm not a drunk, drunk!

U scoff at me. U smirk at me.
U patronise me with your smile.
I'm not a drunk.
I'm drunk.

U laugh at me. U chide me.
U counsel me with your eyes.
U think I don’t see your ways
Of being so sly

U love me. U hate me
U show me how to strive
To be what I can be
With the batting of a eye

I try , I promise I do try
For life is living on the edge -
Thinking of a knife!

And then it all comes crashing down
And I just think why oh why.

Spreading arms and straightening spine reminds me of a spy

So sleep my friend tonight

While I try to catch that bloody annoying fly!